Regular readers will know my thoughts about the vile freeloading dictatorship in North Korea. According to press reports, their World Cup players were subjected to a corruscating six hour `reprimand’ from 400 government stooges in Pyongyamg’s Great Palace, who berated them for `failing’ in South Africa. The dignified and internationally much-liked North Korean coach, Kim Jong-Hum has been expelled from the Workers Party of Korea and made to work as a labourer on a building site for `betraying’ the trust of The Great Leader. Come on FIFA! Kick North Korea out of world football now.
