The Great Leader by Marvin Close

Regular readers will know my thoughts about the vile freeloading dictatorship in North Korea. According to press reports, their World Cup players were subjected to a corruscating six hour `reprimand’ from 400 government stooges in Pyongyamg’s Great Palace, who berated them for `failing’ in South Africa. The dignified and internationally much-liked North Korean coach, Kim Jong-Hum has been expelled from the Workers Party of Korea and made to work as a labourer on a building site for `betraying’ the trust of The Great Leader. Come on FIFA! Kick North Korea out of world football now.

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